Posts tagged “Rub and Tug

pulp porn novella covers/hot dogs and rams/fela kuti

and these pulp porno novella covers so obscene in terms of their cover art and titles/had to edit the collection and remove the more sinister titles/and who the fuck whacked off to these?/and who the fuck illustrated the covers?/and the titles; The Gay Trap, Moms Donkey Urge and Mom Loves Hot Dogs/these were the tamer titles that I found/that didn’t include rape, cannibalism or torture/so next time you walk down the street and smile at a stranger/answer the door/or sit next to someone on the bus/look at them real close/they could be hot for the ram, a queer daddy or a pussy puncher.

and the morning spent frozen in this city I missed all weekend in Copenhagen/whose 7-11 stores remind me of america/but too cold for a slushy/hung over in hotel rooms/hotdogs and beer/wandered empty misty streets and docks/bow-tie and braces/blowing in my hands rubbing my numb nose/shearling and fur/on return went straight for caribbean food at Kay-Kays/duvet on the couch/laptop out/grape soda/watched elite force and quay brothers/but tonight i’ll cook thai/lime leaves and fish sauce/shut out the world/have some tom-fappery to interracial amateur housewives and shemales on wide 6






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download soundtrack: zombie – fela kuti

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Antique Porn/Who would you fuck?/A basement apartment in Cohoes

“The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”

Kilgore Trout

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and it was a toss up between a collection of all those sticky sickly color climax magazine covers where the penises and vaginas all look red raw or these dusty old antique porn images/but it was my mood/and I was drawn to the breasts/the slightly sagging honesty of them/the backgrounds/shoes/and frilly things/lingerie from the the schizophrenic shufflings of a time machine with a mechanical hard-on/their expressions/the accessibility of their imperfection/and the regular beauty we get today so homogenous/with trimmed clams/and dull visits to the gym/the war on cellulite/and the ladies seem cool with it/cool that their bodies are so random and different/and so sexualised because of this/and I want something tangible/something real/ to eat the type of pussy you need to wipe your mouth with the back of your hand when shes done/all these ladies come hard all shaking thighs around your ears/no theatrics/and it makes me think of Kilgore Trout/and Ghostface/and ODB/wide open beavers/but the question is/not about the scattered time periods

but who




soundtrack: Supreme Clientele – Ghostface Killah

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Native American Indian Photographs

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fucking jehovah witness at the door/spilt the ashtray on the bed/lost the images I’d carefully selected from the file/she didn’t want to save my soul/thrust me a magazine instead/I looked like a hairy gorilla squeezed into my long johns/bare chested/weapon holstered in the elastic waistband/I never know if its the retarded boy from downstairs/banging on his pots and pans/or someone at the door/a criminal or a preacher/so I’m always armed/but who arms a mongoloid with things to bang and make noise anyway?/I guess because sometimes he just bangs the walls/is that the only alternative/why are jehovahs witnesses never hot?/do they keep them hidden in their dreary churches?/I could do with a mid morning rub & tug and wouldnt mind if she preached whilst she did it/just as long as she used some hand cream or store bought lubrication/and tickled my chocolate box/the magazine was titled ‘what makes people do bad things?’/off the top of my head/I’d have to say that right now it would be the heavily veined erection/tenting the worn and bobbled crotch of my long johns.

these images are therefore a random selection from a library of 500 or so, as opposed to the perfect handpicked selection I lost/so blame the jehovahs witness/blame the retard in the flat bellow/blame tv/violent video games/rap music/fried food/penis envy/porn and the economy/just don’t blame me






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